A letter is posted to the bulletin board with the letters “URGENT!!!” emblazoned in red ink at the top.

Hey guys! It's Asa!

I have a really big problem…

I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO DO MY DAILY STREAMS!

My viewers have had to go A WEEK without my content! That's like really bad, I'm sure you guys understand.

So the thing is…I really need service, so I wanted to go hike to one of those really tall mountains, but I've never been hiking before! So if anyone could come with me that'd be AWESOME!

I can pay you in exposure!

- Asa