important_safety_announcement [Happy Campers]

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===== IMPORTANT SAFETY ANNOUNCEMENT =====

Damien seems to have posted another announcement this week, however, rather than it being on a small post-it note, he seems to have written it on a large piece of red paper and all in caps:

**//IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT://**

//I AM IMMENSELY DISSAPOINTED IN YOU ALL. THIS WEEK THE ZIPLINE WAS SAVAGELY TAMPERED WITH WHICH IS A DIRECT VIOLATION OF OSHET STANDARDS! RYDER HAS NEVER SEEN SUCH HORRIFIC IGNORANCE.//

//ON TOP OF THIS, SOME OF YOU DECIDED TO GO ON TO THE ZIPLINE UNSUPERVISED, CAUSING INJURY AND ALSO DAMAGE TO THE ZIPLINE.//

//WHOEVER WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS TAMPERING MUST STEP FORWARD. IF NOT, I WILL FIND YOU. ANYONE WITH HELPFUL INFORMATION ALSO COME SEE ME.//

**//THE ZIPLINE IS NOW OUT-OF-BOUNDS FOR STUDENTS. THERE WILL BE EXTREME CONSEQUENCES IF YOU ARE SEEN ON THE ZIPLINE!//**

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Herbert has posted an additional notice, he seems to have different priorities:

//CAMPERS !!!!!!!!!!!!! Our illustrious, historic zipline has collapsed.  Due to its flaccid state, I humbly request that you do NOT approach it in any way!!!!  While other members of our staff have made announcements about our safety concerns, I urge you to stay away to prevent erasing CRITICAL EVIDENCE of BIGHAND'S PRESENCE!!!!!!!//

//Surely only BIGHAND has the strength and force of will necessary to collapse a zipline!  If you agree, come to the PodgeLodge for lemonade and further BIGHAND-related discussion!!!!!//