charis_warekelle_graduation [Happy Campers]

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====== Charis Warakelle ======

Charis, recently awake at 11am (a very sensible, humane time), settles in beside his laptop with a hot cup of tea (not lukewarm. Hot.) He begins to write.

> PROOF of inexplicable magical creatures at Camp Ohiocester. They don't want us to know what's really out there. Look at this picture of the LAKE NELL MONSTER in the flesh.
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> //(Attachment: nellie.png)//


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Charis smiles slightly at the feeling of air con cooling him down under the hot summer sun (that's right, air con. Actual climate control). He readies his hands over his keyboard once again.

> Since half of you didn't believe my last post, here's more proof. It's not just the Lake Nell Monster. It's pixies, too. A whole eight of a cabin was stolen from the camp by fairies.
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> //(Attachment: missing_cabin.png)//


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Charis looks over to the WiFi password—neat chalk letters at the top of the cafe menu. (This is the sort of place that gives out the password freely. Doesn't keep it under lock and key for arcane reasons beyond comprehension. And no one's throwing rocks at him, here.) He lifts the lid of his laptop and opens the forum one last time.

> Thanks to those of you who can see past their presumptions about what is and isn't real. But to those of you who still don't believe me—how does it feel to be tricked by The Man? Here's my last bit of proof. This one's a mission. Go to Camp Ohiocester next summer, and spend some time in the woods. Bring something pink and fluffy. You'll meet a pixie.
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> Just make sure to buy data before you go. The WiFi's terrible.

//Written by Yona B//