Damien seems to have posted another announcement this week, however, rather than it being on a small post-it note, he seems to have written it on a large piece of red paper and all in caps:

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

I AM IMMENSELY DISSAPOINTED IN YOU ALL. THIS WEEK THE ZIPLINE WAS SAVAGELY TAMPERED WITH WHICH IS A DIRECT VIOLATION OF OSHET STANDARDS! RYDER HAS NEVER SEEN SUCH HORRIFIC IGNORANCE.

ON TOP OF THIS, SOME OF YOU DECIDED TO GO ON TO THE ZIPLINE UNSUPERVISED, CAUSING INJURY AND ALSO DAMAGE TO THE ZIPLINE.

WHOEVER WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS TAMPERING MUST STEP FORWARD. IF NOT, I WILL FIND YOU. ANYONE WITH HELPFUL INFORMATION ALSO COME SEE ME.

THE ZIPLINE IS NOW OUT-OF-BOUNDS FOR STUDENTS. THERE WILL BE EXTREME CONSEQUENCES IF YOU ARE SEEN ON THE ZIPLINE!

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Herbert has posted an additional notice, he seems to have different priorities:

CAMPERS !!!!!!!!!!!!! Our illustrious, historic zipline has collapsed. Due to its flaccid state, I humbly request that you do NOT approach it in any way!!!! While other members of our staff have made announcements about our safety concerns, I urge you to stay away to prevent erasing CRITICAL EVIDENCE of BIGHAND'S PRESENCE!!!!!!!

Surely only BIGHAND has the strength and force of will necessary to collapse a zipline! If you agree, come to the PodgeLodge for lemonade and further BIGHAND-related discussion!!!!!